1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:05,060 This is Milt, my adorable and completely wonderful new husband. 2 00:00:06,260 --> 00:00:10,740 We took a trip to Las Vegas in his private jet, so he is loaded. 3 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:15,260 Hey, Mr. West, Milt and Delaney the Third. What sort of a stupid name is 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,640 I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome Milt into our family. 5 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,320 I'm sure we'll all make him very welcome. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,900 You don't marry somebody that you've known for four weeks. 7 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,340 Five weeks and you knocked up mum and left home? Well, look where that ended. 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,240 Now we can sort that divorce, eh? 9 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:00,210 Morning, beautiful. 10 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:02,730 Your phone? 11 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:03,990 Mm -hmm. 12 00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,290 Who was that? 13 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:07,690 Don't care. 14 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,990 You should check in case it's important. 15 00:01:16,230 --> 00:01:16,750 How's 16 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:24,210 that? 17 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:25,690 140 over 90. 18 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:27,390 Okay, that's not good. 19 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:28,610 Not bad, though. 20 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:31,830 You better have the best resident in the world for waking me up. We have to go 21 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:33,630 and we need everyone's help, even yours. 22 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,170 Not we, just me. 23 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:36,530 Have you come to your senses? 24 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:38,550 Loretta, this is life and death important. 25 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:39,930 What is the problem? 26 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:41,990 There's a hurricane. 27 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:43,970 Well, in Henderson? 28 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,250 No, in Florida. 29 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:46,930 Well, moving towards Florida. 30 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:50,950 It was tropical depression, Arthur. Now it's tropical storm, Arthur, and they're 31 00:01:50,950 --> 00:01:53,590 expecting it to be tropical hurricane, Arthur, by tomorrow. 32 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:54,589 Who's Arthur? 33 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:55,509 A hurricane. 34 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:56,510 Hmm. 35 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,559 Not here, Van. 36 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,080 In Florida, more on. 37 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,200 Approaching the Bahamas, to be precise. 38 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,080 But it's heading towards Florida, so we need to book our ticket now. 39 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,200 Not we, just me. 40 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,460 I told you, I'm coming with you. 41 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,180 I thought you were meant to go away from a hurricane, not towards it. Mum, 42 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,380 Arthur is heading towards Daytona Beach. 43 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Where Milt's house is. 44 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:19,460 Where the Sunset Channel is. 45 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,580 We need to get there and make sure everyone's alright. 46 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:25,120 Won't being in the middle of a hurricane be bad for his blood pressure problems? 47 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:29,310 Yeah, and that's why I need to be there. And why I need to go alone. 48 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:34,170 I told you. And I'm telling you that you being there worrying about you, that 49 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,170 will make it worse. 50 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:37,770 I need to know that you're here, safe. 51 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,610 I'm going alone, Pascal. 52 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,110 That is my final word. 53 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,050 See that? Must lay in the sack. 54 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:51,210 No, I'm just making a point that if he can survive Hurricane Pascal every 55 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:53,230 then maybe he's not as fragile as we all think. 56 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:56,310 So, Izzy? 57 00:02:58,490 --> 00:03:00,990 I don't actually know. 58 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:02,930 We haven't actually done it yet. 59 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:05,770 Oh, my God. 60 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:09,970 I could kill him with my body. 61 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,670 you and my friends. 62 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,140 in my head. That other money man's all about you, babe. 63 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:21,579 But have you noticed our van's been behaving lately? 64 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,560 Hi. 65 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,160 I'm brushing my shelf. 66 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,320 Ah, there we go, babe. 67 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:32,940 It's cooking time to burn. 68 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:35,100 Ah, I should go, I mean. 69 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,040 He's going to be hit the free pick, bro. And Dane Harrison is doing one of his 70 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,620 awesome picks on the spit. Oh, bro, bro, bro. And the Raj has scored some actual 71 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:46,660 Jamaican hits, bro. From actual Jamaica. 72 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,220 Makes the boogie thunder look like cabbage, boy. 73 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:50,720 Yes. Here you go. 74 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,540 I'm just going to hit him, bro. 75 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,400 This is all my fault. 76 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,720 Eh? 77 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,160 I brought my shell. 78 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,640 I'll be good, bro. 79 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:03,740 Aw. I should go, I mean. 80 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,249 See ya. 81 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,250 My turn. 82 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:09,850 Here you go, bro. Just going to get home, mate. 83 00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:12,670 OK. 84 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:13,970 Oh, 85 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:19,130 look, no way is it your fault their van is lonely. 86 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,070 You think that's what it is? 87 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,570 Yeah, for sure, you know. 88 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:25,130 Him seeing all the love around when he's got none. 89 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,310 We should do something, eh? 90 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:28,630 Yeah, totally. 91 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:30,770 But later, eh? 92 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:40,310 What about this one? 93 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:42,430 Yeah, nice. 94 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:44,530 You say that about all of them. 95 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:46,130 Maybe you've just got great taste. 96 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,870 Maybe you want us to get the hell out of your house. 97 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,510 Hey, what about this one? 98 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:55,290 No, we can do better. 99 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,850 I've got a job for you. 100 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,550 Yeah, I'm a bit busy at the moment, Dad. 101 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:04,610 I was thinking about that bastard that's hoodwinked your sister. 102 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:07,010 Hoodwinked? Scammed her into marrying him. 103 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,250 It'll be milk then. 104 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,600 I want you to dig around and see what you can find out about him. Dig around? 105 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,480 People think this country's a soft touch. What people? 106 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,420 Foreign bastards. 107 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:20,120 Like con artists? 108 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:24,660 Yeah. And what would Milt be trying to con out of Pascal, huh? The autographed 109 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:28,300 Rachel Hunter G -string. Yeah, well, it's what's inside the G -string he's 110 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,500 after. You can't deal with it, can you? Your little princess shacked up with 111 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,020 some rich old American. Oh, yeah? 112 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,320 Who says he's rich? 113 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:37,660 That's what I'm trying to find out. 114 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,140 Dad. Get over it. 115 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,400 I mean, he's better than 99 % of the dropkits she's hooked up with in the 116 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,700 Don't you talk about your sister like that. Okay, I'll refrain from telling 117 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,700 truth in future, shall I? 118 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,180 You know, you know, don't you? She was a virgin till she met Milt. You know 119 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,180 that, eh? 120 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:53,060 I want you to check him out. 121 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:55,140 Sorry, Dad. Don't do that kind of thing. 122 00:06:58,240 --> 00:06:59,740 Hey, what about this one? 123 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,200 Not even a blowjob? 124 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,720 angle here. What angle? 125 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Pascal and Milt. 126 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,360 Angle for who? 127 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:15,660 Well, Pascal's angle is obvious. 128 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,060 Milt dies. She becomes a rich widow. 129 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,840 Oh, come on. You know you've been thinking it too. 130 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:22,900 Pascal is not like that. 131 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,700 Yeah, true. She's too stupid to be like that. 132 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,620 So, the real question then is what's going on in Milt's head? 133 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:34,760 If he can't plough a green field, because if he does, he kills over, then 134 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,500 left? Can't be the conversation. 135 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:38,880 Does he have a death wish? 136 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,920 Is Pascal his suicide bombshell? 137 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,440 Well, whatever's going on, I know one thing for sure. 138 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:49,780 Be nice to Pascal, because she has one root and one heart attack away from a 139 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:50,780 of cash. 140 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:55,899 It's done. 141 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:56,900 Shh. 142 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,200 Stay in the two guys' accounts. 143 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,360 Sorry. 144 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:04,980 What's done? 145 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,680 I found Van the perfect girl, so who won't be lonely? 146 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,500 Which is good. 147 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:13,180 But do you reckon Van's ready for a relationship with a real chick? I've got 148 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,180 that covered. 149 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,640 Hayley's not like an actual relationship. 150 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,820 She's more like an entree to a relationship. 151 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,160 How does that work? 152 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,560 Well, Van gets laid, so he gets back on horse. 153 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,280 Well, she looks like a horse. 154 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,379 No. 155 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,380 She's beautiful. 156 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,360 So how do you know Van's going to get laid? 157 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,600 It's a done deal. 158 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:31,760 But I need $250. 159 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:39,230 You hired Ben Hooker? Yeah, but he won't know it's a hooker. 160 00:08:39,870 --> 00:08:42,770 You know, it'll be like, Ben, this is my old friend Hayley, and wham, he gets 161 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:43,770 his end of it. 162 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:47,010 So? 163 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:48,670 What? Too pretty. 164 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,350 Fuck me. 165 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:02,270 So how's everything at home? 166 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,050 My home? 167 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,010 Yes. Same old. 168 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,170 How's Pascal? 169 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,390 Oh, pretty miserable. 170 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:11,230 Melt's got to fly back to the States. 171 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:15,050 Really? Temporary. Don't get your hopes up. And it doesn't bother you? 172 00:09:15,370 --> 00:09:17,730 A bullshit artist taking advantage of our little girl? 173 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:19,730 Bullshit artist. You heard me. 174 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,790 You know they're not actually having sex? 175 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:28,230 Yeah. Yeah, apparently he could drop dead just getting a heart on. Crap. So, 176 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:31,410 know, if he's not actually having his wicked way with your princess, I can't 177 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:33,070 exactly how he's taking advantage of her. 178 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,220 And if he's after the wet fortune, good luck. 179 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,200 Is she not good enough for him? 180 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,200 Jesus, Wolf, I don't fucking know. 181 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,500 Well, it means we could get the marriage annulled, right? 182 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:50,060 Can we just talk about annulling our bloody marriage? 183 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,340 Well, there's not much to talk about, is there? 184 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:58,160 It'll be 50 -50. I guess we'll need to get valuations on that. What do you 185 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,240 50 -50? 186 00:10:00,739 --> 00:10:03,120 Well, that's the law, isn't it? Since when did you care about the law? 187 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,740 Cheryl, I'm just telling you the way it is. What, so I meant to give you half 188 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:08,660 the house? And the business, and anything else. Like fuck. You have 189 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,000 do with that business, not until your bastard brother turns up. Cheryl, it's 190 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 law. I didn't make it. 191 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,100 It's just how it is. 192 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:23,380 It's like he is. He gives me shit about my business. It was a big fucking joke 193 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:26,780 to him, and now he's spending all his fucking time trying to take it away from 194 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:27,780 me. That's just wrong. 195 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,300 That's just fucking mean. 196 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,720 What? Well, in terms of the property relationship... No, no, don't you start 197 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,480 that thing. I didn't make the law. Not when I am the one taking it up the 198 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,480 fucking arm. 199 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:43,040 Um, okay, you could take it to court and argue that an equal share is what they 200 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,040 call repugnant justice. 201 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,880 Repugnant is right. 202 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:50,300 Or you could take half of everything Wolf had. 203 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,460 Half of what, exactly? 204 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:54,780 You've got cash somewhere. 205 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,340 Yeah, yeah, you try and find it. Why? 206 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,440 He's looking to buy a house. 207 00:10:58,810 --> 00:10:59,850 That's where the money's going to end up. 208 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:07,630 You just string things along until after he's bought, and then you're gone for 209 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:08,630 half of what's his. 210 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:11,270 It's a black call, right? 211 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,190 Wait. 212 00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:18,070 And, uh, then nail the bastard's balls to the wall. 213 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:20,710 Yeah, if that's what you want, Mum. 214 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,160 So what's your going rate, then? 215 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,500 What do you want? 216 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,700 I need someone to do some checking up for me. 217 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:56,640 Unfortunately, you're the only wanker I know in this line of work. 218 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,480 Stop with the flattery. 219 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,820 It's a job. 220 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,440 You want it or not? 221 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,440 Depends on the job. 222 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,680 Background check. 223 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 On who? 224 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,160 One Milton Delaney III. 225 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,260 What kind of a bullshit name is that? 226 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,940 Would that be Milton Delaney III, your son -in -law? 227 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,300 Fuck up. 228 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,940 What's the matter? You worried he's after your family's silver? 229 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,220 Do you and Cheryl work from the same joke book? 230 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,920 Here. 231 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,600 I give you an advance for expenses and shit like that. Is that how it works? 232 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,160 Happy to take your money, Wolf. 233 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,240 Just don't expect to fly to bloody Florida on me. 234 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,540 So the poor bastard hasn't even got to finger bang you yet. 235 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:56,420 Oh, God, you're so much nicer when sex used to gross you out. 236 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:57,880 Have they even seen you naked? 237 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,020 Duh, he has a heart condition. 238 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,940 And you have a body to die for. 239 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,660 Look, what you have to understand is that what me and Milt have is special. 240 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,060 Yep, sure is. 241 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:12,360 I mean, what we have is almost too beautiful and spiritual for words. 242 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:15,510 He saved me, Loretta, and I saved him back. 243 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,090 Well, it's a funny way to show your gratitude. 244 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:21,810 I mean, look who I was a year ago. Almost exactly a year ago, I was 245 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:26,190 home from Pakistan, a happily engaged woman, not knowing that my heart was 246 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:27,630 to be broken by a midget doctor. 247 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,810 Not that I have anything against midgets or doctors. 248 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,430 Oh, my God, a year ago. 249 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,210 Yeah, that's what I said a year ago. 250 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:38,350 Scal, what else was happening a year ago? 251 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,730 You were getting knocked out. Apart from that. 252 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,310 That's why he's been on my piece. 253 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:58,210 Ben, we are so sorry. 254 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,470 Okay. Aren't we? Yes. 255 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,410 Hug him, Loretta. 256 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:18,730 Sorry, Ben. 257 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:22,230 Where are you going now? 258 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,330 To the pub. 259 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,230 Have a drink with Casey and Munda. Well, we'll come. 260 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:28,490 What will we? 261 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:29,930 One drink. 262 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,410 To honour Aurora's memory. 263 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:33,950 Together. 264 00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:35,110 As a family. 265 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,390 Okay. Cool. 266 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,430 This is going to be choice. 267 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:45,710 Yeah, and poor Van figures out we're setting him up with a hooker. He won't, 268 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,529 she's lovely. 269 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,990 And Van's going to get his end away. 270 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,610 And what could be better than that? 271 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,290 What are they doing here? 272 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,410 Hey, guys. 273 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,110 Didn't know you bring your sisters. 274 00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,550 Yeah. You got a problem with that? 275 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,610 Shouldn't you be at home looking after your baby? 276 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,210 Not now, you two. 277 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,670 This, of all days, is not a day for fighting. 278 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:10,870 This is a day for remembering the happy times that we've all spent together. 279 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,250 I haven't spent any happy times with her. 280 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,590 Not with Loretta. No one's spent happy times with Loretta. 281 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:21,870 With Aurora on the first anniversary of... 282 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,300 who are leaving us. 283 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,860 Oh, my God. 284 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:31,660 Oh, shit. Do that or I didn't even think. 285 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:34,860 OK. 286 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,660 Oh, 287 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,040 my love. 288 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,760 Hi. Hi. 289 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,040 Hi. 290 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,210 Must be the famous monster. 291 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:53,950 Hi. 292 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,250 Yeah, hi. 293 00:15:58,030 --> 00:15:59,030 Hi. 294 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,450 Hayley. Right. 295 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,370 Ben. 296 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,190 Have a seat. 297 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,470 So, is she pissed off? 298 00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:20,570 No, she tried to make out. It didn't bother her, but Cheryl's not good at... 299 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,040 Well, as long as she knows what's what, eh? 300 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,060 Game on. 301 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,000 First game's a good game. 302 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:35,300 I'm going to take a shower. 303 00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:42,640 Son. Ed? 304 00:16:58,630 --> 00:16:59,630 One service. 305 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:02,390 Can I have some advantages of being here? 306 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,630 You don't have to stick around on my account. 307 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,510 How goes the house hunt? 308 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,190 It goes. 309 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,530 Well, if there's anything I can do to help it go quicker. 310 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,270 You're trying to get rid of us, Jethro. 311 00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:23,349 No, seriously, if you need a hand, let me know. I know a couple of bankers. 312 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,430 Yeah, I bet you do. 313 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,580 No, we're okay, thanks. Neither of us is really into dealing with banks, if we 314 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,580 can help it. 315 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,880 And can you? 316 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:36,940 Help it. 317 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,480 Oh, lucky you. 318 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,820 I might go join Wolf for that shower. 319 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,760 Personal hygiene is important. 320 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,700 Your own business? 321 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,780 Cool. Yeah, yeah, of course. 322 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,040 And, um, what do you do, Hayley? 323 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,090 I'm in hospitality. 324 00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:02,250 Oh, like, um, restaurants and stuff, eh? 325 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,530 Thank you very much, Lee. 326 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,670 Yes. 327 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,290 Many private functions. 328 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,030 Yeah. It's fair a lot of money. Hey, Van. 329 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,710 Tide's out. Marsh out. 330 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:19,170 You? Mm -hmm. And Hayley can help you carry them. 331 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,180 You were all class. 332 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,420 She didn't know today was today, okay? 333 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,220 Hey, it's been a year since we hooked up. 334 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,680 So you thought you could celebrate your first fuck anniversary by hiring Van a 335 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,020 hooker? What? And what were you doing a year ago, Loretta? Oh, that's right, 336 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,300 getting locked up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 337 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960 Hayley's a hooker. 338 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,580 She's just Grandpa's regular. 339 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,840 Oh, you hired Van the same hooker as Grandpa? 340 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,119 Shh. 341 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,200 God, that is, like, intense. 342 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,400 Yeah, you'd know about that, wouldn't you? Shut up, Loretta. 343 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:58,389 How could you? 344 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:01,050 We wanted him to meet a nice girl. I can get a guaranteed route. 345 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:05,130 How could you treat Aurora's memory like this? I told you I didn't know. 346 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:08,390 And it'll all be caught as long as Dan doesn't find out. 347 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,330 He's damn right he's not going to find out. 348 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,790 He used to do that quite a lot. 349 00:19:13,590 --> 00:19:16,210 Hey, Hayley. Can I just have a quick word with you over here? 350 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:18,770 Girl talk, then. 351 00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,650 Uh, what, like tampons and shit? 352 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,070 Yeah, something like that. 353 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,830 Now, I'm sure that you're really nice. 354 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,550 And it's not that I'm judgmental about what you do, because heaps of my friends 355 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,830 from school, they're prostitutes now. 356 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:39,410 It's just, no way is my brother shacking up with Hooker on the anniversary of 357 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,409 his true love's death. 358 00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:41,470 But I've already been paid. 359 00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,570 Okay, let me put this another way. 360 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,590 Fuck. You know, Loretta, this explains a lot. 361 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:52,510 What does? 362 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,930 Why Pascal's been making so weird lately. 363 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,550 She's on the rag, man. 364 00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,470 Very perceptive, Van. 365 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:02,210 I bet you're glad you don't have to deal with that shit anymore. 366 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,970 What? I know you've had a baby. 367 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,670 Hey. I've got to go. 368 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:10,070 I've got a text from my mum, eh? 369 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,850 Bye. Bye, Hayley. 370 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,750 Nice to meet you, Hayley. 371 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:21,010 OK, I would like to propose a toast to Aurora and all those who truly cared 372 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,010 about her. 373 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,930 Cheers. 374 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:25,170 Cheers. 375 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,760 Good news is Arthur has slowed. I might just get there in time. 376 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,660 And the bad news is you might just get there in time. 377 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:40,800 The bad news is it appears to be intensifying. They're talking about a 378 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,940 5. On a scale of what? 379 00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:44,820 One to five. 380 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,940 And five's the worst? 381 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,580 Until a six comes along. 382 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,360 I have to go with you. 383 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,200 Again, no, Pascal. 384 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,660 You're staying here. 385 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,060 End of story. 386 00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:05,210 Wonderful, wonderful man. 387 00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:07,430 Yes, isn't he? He's really nice. 388 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,130 And he's so brave. 389 00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:11,690 So not you. 390 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:15,290 Mum, don't. Me and Milt, we connect on other levels. 391 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:18,830 Levels that you wouldn't begin to understand. No argument there. 392 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:24,130 Our marriage is a spiritual union. Yeah, but there's a certain thing, you know, 393 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,830 that married couples do after they get married. 394 00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:28,410 Good. You're as bad as Loretta. 395 00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:30,050 All I'm saying is that... 396 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,950 You can't have a good marriage without sex. 397 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,730 You and Dad managed for ages. 398 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,910 That was only when he went into hiding or was in prison. Otherwise the sex was 399 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,270 great. I don't want to talk about it. 400 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:44,390 All I'm saying is that without sex, you can't have a good marriage. 401 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,750 You just said that you and Dad had great sex. 402 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:51,030 Yeah, well that was... It wasn't sex that ended the marriage. 403 00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:56,370 You were having sex with Judd. Dad had a whole other family which presumably 404 00:21:56,370 --> 00:22:00,510 involved sex. I'm just saying, why are you married to Milt? 405 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:04,720 And I told you, it's because we connect on other levels. I know he's wealthy, 406 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,500 but surely even you. 407 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,920 Are you saying I'm some kind of gold -digging slut? 408 00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,520 No, no, no. I mean, you're not even having sex, so how can you be? 409 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:18,180 You okay, honey? 410 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,120 No, I hate my sexist family. 411 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,200 All I ever think about is sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. Or money. 412 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,700 But mainly all I can think about is sex. 413 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:30,530 I can understand that. 414 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:35,250 Oh, God, they haven't been on at you about sex, have they? No, no, no, no. 415 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:37,550 just I've been thinking about it a lot lately. 416 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:39,970 Sex? 417 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:45,170 And how wonderful it would be with you. 418 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:53,930 Now, before we got married, we were completely open and honest with each 419 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:57,190 You told me about your medical history. And you told me about your quite 420 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:59,070 extensive sex life. 421 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,970 Well, I'm totally over now. And you don't have to be, is all I'm saying. 422 00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:03,970 all I'm saying. 423 00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:06,270 No. 424 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:10,230 I have made healthy men pass out by having sex with them. 425 00:23:10,530 --> 00:23:11,870 And not just because they were wasted. 426 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,630 I will kill you. 427 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:16,430 But what if you didn't? 428 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,630 What if all that happens was that we made sweet, beautiful love? 429 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:25,690 I'm flying into the eye of a hurricane, Pascal. 430 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,230 There's a good chance I may never see you again. 431 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,640 And before I go, I want to show you how much I love you. 432 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,680 All good. I got the curtain rails from Spotlight yesterday. 433 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,720 Sweet. I'm not paying you guys to hang curtains. 434 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,600 Sorry? Nothing. 435 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160 I have to go out. 436 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,360 Where's Mel? 437 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,600 She's still in bed. 438 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:56,980 She's shagged out. 439 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,840 He's sorry about last night, bro. 440 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,640 What for? The whole Hayley thing on top of the Aurora thing. 441 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,720 Oh, what? You mean because you had to leave? 442 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,140 No. 443 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,280 I mean the way Hayley kind of looked like Aurora. 444 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,980 Yeah? You reckon? 445 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,680 Are you cool with the whole Aurora thing, bro? 446 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,240 Yeah. 447 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,920 It's been a year and a day, right? 448 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,140 I've got to move on sometime. 449 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560 You want to move on? 450 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320 I'll do it sometime, bro. 451 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,360 That's good, bro. That's good. Yeah. 452 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,860 Uh -oh, dick -a -lit. 453 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,860 Time to go to work, bro. Good to see you too, bro. 454 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,020 And hey, um, speak on the Aurora front, eh? 455 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:52,020 Are you remembered? 456 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,439 Uh, yep. 457 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,440 Didn't everyone? 458 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:00,899 Thanks. Okay. 459 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,580 Oh, shit, that was a year ago. 460 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,340 Jesus Christ, this family is useless sometimes. 461 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,120 Thank God for me, that's all I can say. 462 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:11,700 Is that so? 463 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:13,920 Well, yeah, in your case it is. 464 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,520 Because guess who's looking to buy a house with no mortgage attached, see? 465 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920 No. 466 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:21,580 How the fuck can that happen? 467 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,460 We don't care. 468 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,120 We just wait until after they've made their move. 469 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,840 And then... 470 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000 We're in. 471 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,640 Wow. 472 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Works for me. 473 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,560 Actually, we'll have some tea. 474 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,380 Come on. 475 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,540 Milt asked me to have sex with him last night. 476 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,460 God, who does he think he is? Your husband? 477 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,300 So did you? 478 00:26:02,189 --> 00:26:04,190 He didn't try to jump you while you're asleep? 479 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:08,410 We have a spiritual connection, Loretta. He would not do that. 480 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,470 What if I've made a really huge mistake? 481 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:13,890 Then we'll add it to the list. 482 00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:18,070 I mean, what if this is what I do? What if, because I had heaps and heaps of sex 483 00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:21,630 when I was young, now I'm naturally only attracted to guys who never got any? 484 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:24,410 I'm like a charity for guys who never got laid. 485 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:26,330 Like you were a Muslim for Bruce? 486 00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:30,650 Well, yeah, maybe this is like Bruce all over again. I mean, I know that Milt 487 00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:33,730 has been married twice before, but I have seen pictures of them, and neither 488 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:34,730 them are in my league. 489 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:37,890 So what if the only reason I want Bruce is Milt? 490 00:26:38,590 --> 00:26:39,890 What? You said Bruce? 491 00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:44,530 No, I didn't. I was saying, what if the reason I want Milt is that really I 492 00:26:44,530 --> 00:26:48,010 don't want him? Because if I did want him, I could kill him with my wand. 493 00:26:49,030 --> 00:26:53,670 Then I'd say give it a whirl. If it's fucking bell -ringing magic, then good 494 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:54,479 you both. 495 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,540 If he dies, then at least he's going out in the saddle and you're the happy 496 00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:00,120 widow. And if it's crap, then divorce him and take half. 497 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,440 Win, win, win. 498 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:04,420 That's a really ugly way to look at it. Well, it covers all the bases. 499 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,260 You're not very much help as far as sisters go, are you? 500 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:10,320 Pascal, life is a game where you take your chances. 501 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:17,140 And if you need any help investing the money... Sorry, babe. 502 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,560 Can't stay for long. 503 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:19,880 Babe thinks I'm eating my routine. 504 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,760 I got you a pie and a beer. 505 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120 So what's urgent? 506 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:27,020 Ben has almost confessed to me that he's ready to move on. 507 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,440 He said it's been like a year and a day since Aurora. I think he's up for the 508 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,440 whole sack of kumara. He's ready for another relationship. 509 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,620 So I was thinking we've got to get Hayley back in place. 510 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,040 No. 511 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,920 What? That's not a real relationship, Mum. Yeah, but I was also thinking I 512 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,400 already showed out 250 bucks for Hayley. No, we've gone way past that. 513 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,280 But I know just the woman. 514 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,799 You do? 515 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,800 For sure. 516 00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:53,060 Eat your pie. 517 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,520 Milt. 518 00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,060 Yeah, Mr. Petco. 519 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:01,540 What do you want with Milt? 520 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:02,619 His business. 521 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,620 You're a cop again. 522 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,000 I can't tell you that, because that would break the sacred bond between 523 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,200 investigator and client. 524 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,840 Someone's hiring you to investigate Milt. 525 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,540 Wolf's fucking hired you. 526 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,600 I can neither confirm... 527 00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:19,799 Nor deny that. 528 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,600 Wolf's paying you and at the same time he's trying to fuck me out of half of 529 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,600 everything. 530 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:28,120 I meant that in the property sense. 531 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880 The house. 532 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:30,980 In the business. 533 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,840 And this call may or may not have taken place. 534 00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:42,540 You're what? 535 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,740 You got something for me? 536 00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:46,200 These things do actually take time. 537 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:47,740 Don't you dick with me. 538 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,520 I wouldn't dream of dicking with you. 539 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,160 If something comes up, I'll let you know. 540 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120 Thanks. 541 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:00,420 What for? 542 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,320 Pissing him off just for me. 543 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,460 Oh, no, that one was all for me. 544 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,840 Good luck with the property business. 545 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,220 What? No advice? 546 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,480 No walk away? 547 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,660 It's probably a bit late for that. 548 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,380 Yeah, was he in? 549 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,240 Yeah, he's in Pascal's room. 550 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,860 Hey, thanks for inviting me to dinner. 551 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,720 Oh, no, you don't have to say thanks. You can eat here any time you like. 552 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,920 You never normally invite me. 553 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,560 It was because I was making my special eggplant thing, and I remembered how 554 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560 you loved it last time. 555 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,760 Mmm, yeah, that eggplant thing. Choice. 556 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,320 Hey, man, I want to run something by you. 557 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,760 I had this idea. 558 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:57,080 What do you reckon if we do a car together? 559 00:29:57,860 --> 00:30:01,100 That's amazing, bro. I was having exactly the same idea. 560 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,600 Hello. Only me. 561 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:04,120 Yeah. Hey, Rishabh. 562 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,720 Thanks, everybody. 563 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:10,320 Hey, Ben's here having a joint with Munter and then leaving, right? 564 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,940 Do you think this needs to go on for another ten minutes? Hey, look at me. 565 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,380 No, he's here for dinner. 566 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,420 It's Monty Oak at night. 567 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:39,840 But not with Ben. 568 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,040 Why not? 569 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,700 Because it's Ben. 570 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,040 It'd be like rooting my son. Yeah, but he's ready to move on. 571 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:47,260 Not onto me, he's not. 572 00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,580 Come on, Rochelle. 573 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:51,580 That's if any other guy's going to shed you anything soon. 574 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,800 Hey, guys. 575 00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:59,500 Babysitter crisis. I've got to go. 576 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,520 Yeah, see you, Rochelle. Yeah, see you, Rochelle. 577 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,200 Jack's man will always leave him. 578 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,920 Video hat? 579 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,240 It's me. What's going on? 580 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,600 Where? 581 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,760 At the house, Loretta. Where else? 582 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,280 Well, Mum outdid herself with the fish pie last night. 583 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,620 With milk. 584 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,620 What's going on there? 585 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,180 Which milk? You mean milk your son -in -law? 586 00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:26,900 Don't be fucking cheeky. 587 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,080 What do you want to know, Dad? Because I live to be your spy. 588 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,200 Do you reckon this heart, blood pressure thing is bullshit? 589 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,580 Well, I have advised Pascal to root the living daylights out of him. 590 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:44,110 That's probably not an image you really want in your mind, is it? She's a 591 00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:45,470 sitter, for Christ's sake. 592 00:31:45,950 --> 00:31:47,250 Well, what do you want me to do? 593 00:31:47,550 --> 00:31:50,710 Sneak up behind Milt, shout boo and see if he drops dead? 594 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:55,510 No, look, Dad, face it. 595 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:04,870 Hmm. I want to know. 596 00:32:05,110 --> 00:32:06,110 It's me, what are you doing? 597 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,890 Oh, a wolf. You know, I'm just doing some work for the church. 598 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,020 Yeah, Mr. Lallani still isn't too pleased after what happened last time. 599 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,000 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. When's it due? 600 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,240 December. 601 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,960 Seven o 'clock. 602 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:21,820 Sure. 603 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,360 Hey, sorry if, uh, things got a bit weird last night. 604 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:28,500 Ah, it's cool. It's done to quite like KV's eggplant thing. 605 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,080 Uh, I meant the whole Rochelle thing. 606 00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:32,060 Ah, yeah. 607 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,060 What is it with the chicks of this town, man? No, they didn't. 608 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,420 They turn up, then they bugger off again. 609 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,440 Dude, there's more to it than that. 610 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,000 Bro, Casey's been trying to hook you up. 611 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:46,420 Hey. With Hayley, then Rochelle. 612 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,320 With Rochelle? 613 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,840 That'd be like humping Mum. 614 00:32:52,260 --> 00:32:53,260 Hayley was around. 615 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:56,760 Hayley's kind of a... Hayley's a hooker. 616 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:59,600 Casey thought you needed a guaranteed route. 617 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,240 Aye. 618 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,100 Aye. 619 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,840 How did I not put that? 620 00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,280 Maybe you're just out of practice. 621 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,660 Yeah. 622 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:11,240 We've been real worried about you, eh? 623 00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:14,050 Why? 624 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:16,970 I should go, man. 625 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,250 Okay. 626 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:20,590 Yeah. 627 00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:24,830 Yeah, well, I'm just... I'm trying to give you and Casey some space. 628 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,630 No, it's more than that. 629 00:33:29,950 --> 00:33:31,650 You want to tell me what's really going on? 630 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:36,250 Okay, but... This is going to sound weird. Just tell me what he said, man. 631 00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:39,570 Look, I really respect that... 632 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:44,030 And I love that you and Casey are real happy together. 633 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,510 And I love Casey. You know, she's joyous. 634 00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:48,870 Really? 635 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,750 You said that? 636 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:52,570 Yeah, but not in a hitting on you kind of way. 637 00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:59,050 I just... I just miss you and me 638 00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:00,790 man -hanging. 639 00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:05,090 You know, like, you and me hanging out. 640 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,690 We hang together every day. 641 00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:09,469 Yeah, but... 642 00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:10,770 That's working. 643 00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:12,929 Of course. 644 00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:14,610 I should have seen it. 645 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:15,828 For real? 646 00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:16,830 He needs you. 647 00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,129 You think? 648 00:34:18,130 --> 00:34:20,230 You need to go hang. Just the two of you. 649 00:34:23,969 --> 00:34:25,870 Everything's ready tomorrow. You just have to pack your toilet bag. 650 00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:27,110 Okay. 651 00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:28,770 And I can drive you to the airport. 652 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:31,489 Oh, no, no, no. I've got to be there at 4 .30. 653 00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:32,830 I'll get a taxi. 654 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:37,290 No. Quite often taxis don't come here if they recognise the address. 655 00:34:37,550 --> 00:34:39,920 We're on some kind of... Blacklist, so I can drive you. 656 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:44,159 This could be our last night together, I guess. 657 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,580 Yeah, and I've been thinking about that. 658 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:48,260 Here he is, the man himself. 659 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,780 Wolf. Felony. 660 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:53,219 Fa -la -ny. 661 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,540 What are you guys doing here? 662 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:58,800 We're just off out, love. We thought we might take Milt along for a drink. Milt 663 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,800 has got a plane to get tomorrow really early in the morning. 664 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,920 Oh, and doesn't Milt have a say in this? 665 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,380 Sure. Quick one. Don't do this. You don't have to. Honey, I'll be fine. 666 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,240 Every time he meets one of my boyfriends, he pulls the shit. Pardon my 667 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,920 Sometimes I never saw them again. 668 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,920 But I'm not just your boyfriend. 669 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,819 I'm your husband. 670 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,880 Don't you let him get you. 671 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,740 I won't. 672 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,840 And you know the warning signs. If you start to feel any kind of... I will be 673 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,920 just fine. And I will see you later. 674 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,960 suffered so much as one heart murmur, I will never forgive you. 675 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,760 Just the boys. 676 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,000 Sweet as, man. 677 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,600 Hey. 678 00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:00,920 I've been thinking about our car. 679 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,870 Yeah? Yeah, me too. It has to be a real choice one. Yeah, like a classic, eh? 680 00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:09,630 Exactly, yeah. Yeah. And... Oh, shit. 681 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,990 Boys. Hey, Dad. 682 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:15,010 Lucky running into you here. 683 00:36:16,070 --> 00:36:18,210 This is Melch's last night with us. 684 00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:20,390 Thought we'd do it in style. 685 00:36:38,290 --> 00:36:42,010 Okay. If Mrs. Milani asks, we went out for toppers. 686 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:44,970 You okay, mate? 687 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:48,530 All these naked women not playing up with your blood pressure thingy? 688 00:36:49,370 --> 00:36:50,370 I think I'll call. 689 00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:52,350 Good to hear. 690 00:36:58,570 --> 00:36:59,570 Hey, you boys. 691 00:36:59,770 --> 00:37:01,150 Go get the drinks then, will you? 692 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:03,590 Bourbon and cokes all round. Sweet. 693 00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:05,690 Good old American drink. 694 00:37:10,550 --> 00:37:12,390 So what's the story then, Milt? 695 00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:14,390 What's the game? 696 00:37:15,470 --> 00:37:16,470 How do you mean? 697 00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:17,790 You and my girl. 698 00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:20,430 No, sir, no game. 699 00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:25,370 You know she's the most precious thing in my life, don't you? 700 00:37:26,270 --> 00:37:27,990 She's the most precious thing in mine. 701 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:34,030 See, the thing I don't get, Milt, the thing that really confuses me is that 702 00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:36,410 you're not what I would normally call her type. 703 00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:39,770 Because I'm old and not very good looking. 704 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,650 Pascal and I have made a connection. 705 00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:46,710 We bonded on a spiritual level. 706 00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:52,790 And with all due respect, Mr. West, she is my wife. 707 00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:55,290 And you can't change that. 708 00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,530 Yeah, but for how long, Milt? 709 00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:03,890 How long till she needs something that you can't give her? And I'm not talking 710 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,250 about your money here, mate. She's not that type of girl. 711 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,310 I'm talking about you. 712 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,590 It was too much of a man to say no. 713 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,190 Stupid bastard. 714 00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:46,390 He is not a stupid bastard. He's my husband. No, no. I mean Wolf. 715 00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:47,690 Oh. 716 00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:54,470 Hello, 717 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:02,690 love. Don't you love me? Bring Milk home now. 718 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:05,390 Why? He's having a great time. 719 00:39:07,370 --> 00:39:10,250 Jesus, she's a grown woman, Wolf. Stop fucking interfering. 720 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,850 Oh, yeah, that's rich coming from you. 721 00:39:15,070 --> 00:39:16,350 Hold on, where the fuck are you? 722 00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,850 Well, it is a boys' night, Cheryl. 723 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,930 Jesus, you're not in a strip club. Are you actually trying to kill him? 724 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:30,110 Oh, Cheryl, Mel's not going to cark it just because some nubile blonde's 725 00:39:30,110 --> 00:39:31,470 her boobs up against his face. 726 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,870 Of that, I am absolutely now convinced. 727 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,360 This would be to our home. 728 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,420 The one we own together, 50 -50, yeah? 729 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,000 Yeah, the one you're going to get half of over my dead body. 730 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,660 Come on, Cheryl, fair in the eyes of the law. 731 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,240 Oh, you want to play that game? 732 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:55,400 I'll take you for everything you've fucking got. I'll track down everything 733 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,980 bloody own and I'll take half of it, so bring it, fuck... 734 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,050 Thank you for this evening. I have a plane to catch. 735 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:20,670 So I'm going home. 736 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:22,670 To my wife. 737 00:40:23,210 --> 00:40:26,350 Don't know about your ticker, mate, but you've got nerve. 738 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:27,670 I'll give you that. 739 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:32,830 See you, Mel! 740 00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,890 Ant, you've got to have a fucking good chance with the man that makes our ears 741 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:38,970 bleed. Hey, dude! 742 00:40:39,850 --> 00:40:41,050 Hayley! Hey, Manta! 743 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:42,930 I didn't know you worked here. 744 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:45,090 You want to come upstairs for a special private lap dance? 745 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:52,340 Um... It's kind of a boys' night. 746 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,500 I've already paid for it. 747 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,620 I love you. 748 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,680 I love you both. 749 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:16,180 How was boy tonight? 750 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,760 Did you catch him? 751 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,920 Where'd you go? 752 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,480 Boy places. 753 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:32,800 What about that house we're going to buy? 754 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,000 What about it? 755 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,680 One or two things. 756 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,720 Yeah? Yeah, we can talk about it in the morning. 757 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,500 You were right about that taxi thing. Once I told him the address, he demanded 758 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,340 the money up front and only dropped me two blocks away. 759 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,180 I'm so sorry. 760 00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:06,580 Oh, that's okay. 761 00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:08,940 It was quite chatty once he chilled out. 762 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,660 No, I mean about my dad. 763 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,280 That wasn't so bad. 764 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:17,220 In fact, it kind of got me thinking. 765 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,520 Sometimes thinking isn't good. 766 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:25,560 Pascal, I know there's this gap between us. 767 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:29,890 And it's not just in age. It's in everything. 768 00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:35,890 So if you don't want me in that kind of way, I'll understand. 769 00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:39,270 I'll get on the plane and I won't come back. 770 00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,950 And we'll pretend this whole thing never happened. 771 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:46,070 And I will care about you forever. 772 00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:50,830 Well, I've been thinking too. 773 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:54,450 Which is when I realize that sometimes thinking isn't good. 774 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:59,970 So I stopped thinking, and I started listening to that voice inside me. 775 00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:04,470 And that voice said, I do want to love Milk. 776 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:10,710 To make love to Milk, because he is a lovely person, and he deserves to be 777 00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:11,710 by me. 778 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:14,870 So let's go to bed and take our chances. 779 00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,430 Wow. But only if you're okay? 780 00:43:20,730 --> 00:43:21,730 No, no, I'm good. 781 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:25,420 No, I mean, because we can wait. No, no, no, no, I'm... Just happy, that's all. 782 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:27,980 Really, really happy. 783 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,770 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.